18 days ago from site  
Don't know who at the Economist loves Photoshopped rocket flatulence metaphors so much, but more power to them
27 days ago from Echofon  
The local turtle race bar has upgraded to a jumbotron in the main room
28 days ago from Echofon  
View from the Hancock Tower lounge w' @jooliaU
36 days ago from Echofon  
@iheartpizza just not having these guys in it will probably constitute f'ing it up
47 days ago from Echofon  
I got a really good deal on rice today
54 days ago from Echofon  
If there were a Harvey Award for best Castle Grayskull wedding cake, @HackinTimSeeley would have won it last night
61 days ago from Echofon  
Best wedding cake topper I've seen this year
63 days ago from Echofon  
If anyone's in need of a passive aggressive wedding card Hallmark seems to make one
64 days ago from Echofon  
How did Squirrel Machine come out without me realizing it??
68 days ago from Echofon  
The bachelor party is in full swing, and it is good
79 days ago from Echofon  
Sad that the hotel has this beautiful instrument in lobby & no one to play it
79 days ago from Echofon  
And the night begins. Probably no more tweeting going on for a few hours
84 days ago from Echofon  
Who pumped the venom into Dr Fate's Wheaties for this Champions Online game?
87 days ago from Echofon  
Best monkey name at the Lincoln Park Zoo
87 days ago from Echofon  
Tiger shot at the Lincoln Park Zoo
91 days ago from Echofon  
More bachelor parties should involve NBA Hang Time projected onto a hotel room wall
92 days ago from Echofon  
@prodigeek This kid
92 days ago from Echofon  
WTF, I walk out the door to hunt lunch & my neighborhood 7-11 moved out overnight
103 days ago from site  
And this is what a sonic screwdriver applied to the human head looks like
108 days ago from Echofon  
Wouldn't trust any writing class that runs the headlines of its newsletter in Papyrus font
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