Brian Beutler

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Caption contest:

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Chinese Zodiac ends in 2012. COINCIDENCE?! Clearly not.

WHCD AFTERMATH

BREAKING: 's long-lost uncle overshares for Easter (via: http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/12/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs)

This should be fun:

DEVELOPING: this, too

EXCLUSIVE: I used to look like this

oh dude!

This'll do

Whoops! Cat out of bag. #fail

Soon we'll be eating each other. #shutdown #donnerparty

Zeus has #shutdown the sun

#shutdownmentum

First honorary #shutdown mimosa

It's a long, hard fall from the top rung of the SEIU ladder:

Hulk SMASH:

I'm pretty pleased about this:

#fail

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