Renaissance nerd. Contributor to @AnonymousEagle and @SarcasticCrafts. Once nominated for a Nobel Prize. Tweets represent my opinion only.
See my vest! See my vest! Made from real Kevlar chest!
@scottziolko plus, I'd be turning my back on the Snoopy neckties I bought in HS.
I can't believe I have to teach Jakita to write her letters with a stupid flourish on the end.
"Oh no, the prince is in trouble!" #ishityounot
Finishing up the celebratory evening by buying @xmasape's book:
HOLY SHIT HALF RACK OF RIBS. How big is the full?
Oh caipirinha, why are you so delicious?
I am concerned for my children's education:
@Padt it was her tour from her album after that one. Here's the poster:
My first attempt at @SouthernPlate's Butterfinger Cake:
@faie early pic!
@_NickT here's the upper deck in left center field right now:
@ashwinpande now I'm having a whiskey sour with dinner. I feel very Draper-ish.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Looks like I know I need to stop at @culvers on the way home this week!
Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade for the ta-tas:
And how exactly am I supposed to get in my car?
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