Brewtown Andy

@brewtownandy

Renaissance nerd. Contributor to @AnonymousEagle and @SarcasticCrafts. Once nominated for a Nobel Prize. Tweets represent my opinion only.

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See my vest! See my vest! Made from real Kevlar chest!

plus, I'd be turning my back on the Snoopy neckties I bought in HS.

I can't believe I have to teach Jakita to write her letters with a stupid flourish on the end.

"Oh no, the prince is in trouble!" #ishityounot

Finishing up the celebratory evening by buying 's book:

HOLY SHIT HALF RACK OF RIBS. How big is the full?

Oh caipirinha, why are you so delicious?

Oh caipirinha, why are you so delicious?

I am concerned for my children's education:

For :

it was her tour from her album after that one. Here's the poster:

My first attempt at 's Butterfinger Cake:

early pic!

here's the upper deck in left center field right now:

STEAK, MOTHERFUCKERS~!

now I'm having a whiskey sour with dinner. I feel very Draper-ish.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Looks like I know I need to stop at on the way home this week!

Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade for the ta-tas:

And how exactly am I supposed to get in my car?