Renaissance nerd. Contributor to @AnonymousEagle and @SarcasticCrafts. Once nominated for a Nobel Prize. Tweets represent my opinion only.
@Flonk2 nope. 2 food suggestions and a band.
WOO BARBECUE (and everyone else's pickles)
OMG DIREWOLF SKELETON
No one knows how they got this beer and damned if they know how to use it.
QR codes used to identify small batch beer.
That time we introduced @srafleck's parents to Cards Against Humanity.
The Ole South Pancake House ain't got nothing on Waffle House. Literally across the street. #Texas14
Arkansas bathroom graffiti, apparently. #Texas14
The dryer just attacked me.
@aalgar @robotmatt you guys are affecting my enjoyment of other media.
I love you guys. @jhissong @BBaranowski @gidalkaiser #Blackhawks
Even the umbrellas at Noodles & Company are excited for the World Cup.
Apparently Klinsmann talked to Nabisco pretty early on.
Hey, Memorial Day candy corn!
Let it be known: @bournecycle is a traitor.
@gidalkaiser @mukate08 facts is facts, at least as of this morning.
@WarriorBrad the line for waffles
Sonoran hot dogs & brats are go:
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