Brewtown Andy


Renaissance nerd. Contributor to @AnonymousEagle and @SarcasticCrafts. Once nominated for a Nobel Prize. Tweets represent my opinion only.

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How long has Sonic been using this name for their fancy flavor shakes?

Stay in your lane, Guinness.

Welcome back, old friend.

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Went school supplies shopping. Got a great deal with 8 for $18! #ihaveaproblem


I saw this and could only think about ordering insurance.

Spanish Wolverine!

I just bought a beer that recommends that I don't drink it til next year.

Racing goats!

Racing ducks! #NotFood #Yet

Maple bacon funnel cake. #StateFairFood

Deep fried raspberry kringle to go along with flaming limbo. Not kidding. #StateFairFood

Grilled cheese, plus tart & sweet cherry juice. #StateFairFood

So many cheeses being grilled. #StateFairFood

Chocolate covered licorice! 4 for $1 today! #StateFairFood

Deep fried S'mores! And someone's playing a country-fied version of The Jeffersons theme.

Peanut butter bacon bison burger! #StateFairFood

Bird dog! #StateFairFood

How goddamned lazy do you have to be to spend $4.50 on a a frozen goddamned grilled cheese sandwich?