Soon 2B divorcee, daddy of 2, Midwest-born, TX Libertarian who knows less than any1 following thinks he does, esp re women + HATES spam (protected tweets).
They melt in your mouth, not your hand.
If you stare at it just right....
Doggy love, oh yeah!
And now, my best @2009cansuckit shock face for #fotofriday, or my "O face," not sure which.
Love: you'll know it when you see it.
Public schools really ARE the best.
Don't turn around, ladies.
All I've got is "Ow."
Preach it, my brother!
Dammit! I wanna take my Diet Coke in!
When PC meets stupidity....
The Lunch of Champions...
Are all train stations this subversive?
Jack Handy, Genius.
Fast & the Foolish.
The first Airstream model was a TOTAL failure.
Soon to be seen in Mad Max 4, I'm sure.
This is what home school sex ed looks like.
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