Soon 2B divorcee, daddy of 2, Midwest-born, TX Libertarian who knows less than any1 following thinks he does, esp re women + HATES spam (protected tweets).
Ahhhhhhh!!!! I KILLED him!!!!! And w/that, the towel animal population edges closer to extinction :(
Hey look! It's a towel animal in his natural habitat of the Marriott. Let's give him a hug.
Who's awesome on #fotofriday? YOU ARE.
Arby's Jalapeno Bites, SERIOUSLY?
A little smoothie porn to get #fotofriday goin'.
2 girls and a #fotofriday? Oh the HORROR!
After years of searching motivational pics, I FINALLY found the true meaning of happiness in 1.
No, @maruskamorena, YOU'RE AWESOME ;)
Another thing I'm sure @maruskamorena will agree w/me on re dating profile pics, esp on Zoosk.
Don't let your 4yo's morning demands influence your pic choice 4 #fotofriday, NEVER ends well.
Never say never again.
In honor of @theurbandater and @2009cansuckit's twitmance.
I think this guy's felling @alexjvasquez's blow'd up pain :(
Now that I've helped @meggitymak w/boobies, I'll move on to more important traps to set.
I'd like that Twitter #failwhale a lot more if he looked like this.
Take that Twitter slowdown!
Love the one screaming in the back.
FedEx your kids, save money.
Yup, sounds about right.
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