Bert & Ernie - the larger (Bert) is today's aquasition. Bert is (scary) huge!

Cookie @limburger2001? It's only waffer thin.

Source of giggles.

This is not the snuggie you look for.

Hi, it's us again. We've forgotten who you are, despite nothing changing. I know. We suck. Same time next month?

because cleaner wieners *are* important.

I R UNDA COVR.

I can has uber control of teh esxi boxen.

NOM - dimsim, noodles, asian greens tofu miso.

Mr Fucking Stylish today, oh yes. What? It's Sunday.

Morning wake up call.

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

NOM OM. I has coffee.

Stuffed up the first extraction, a little bitter, much to learn, I have.

Hey baby, nice crema - first pull; needs work.

First dose, gonna have to work on tamping.