Lawyer. Bad ass MC. Graduate, Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.
I guess this is one way to fix a pothole. #putabrickinit
In a relationship with:
Latest obsession: Larabars.
Almost forgot what a jerk @Lawrence is.
Three men, no baby. #howyoudoinwedding
Elevator puppy just gave me a second wind on this dreary Thursday.
It's like this was written for me.
Thanks crossfit for splitting my pants (or they just could be old).
This gem of a New Yorker cartoon is getting me through today.
These fake mini eggs were just an ok substitution for the real thing. Thanks, Duane Reade.
Single best American Idol performance.
Getting lost in this frozen Irish coffee.
I, too, had a chair shot. And motorboated the bartender. NOLA, y'all.
.@Target, should this candle have shattered when it was near the end of its life? Yikes!
A $90,000 checking account balance. Good way to start your Sunday. #whoareyou #sugardaddy
Must have been defective.
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