Hm. Now which of these would I be ripping into iTunes? And why does it think they're the same? I'll let you decide.

Thank goodness! Because honestly, is there anything worse than a hairy breast?

@Revzed Hey, you're from Australia, right? So you must love Outback Steakhouse. Which of these would you recommend?

It ended badly, with bodies of both Joes and Jedis piled together for burning. It's all quite tragic, really.

Can't say for sure what's going on here, but it looks like some kind of messy Jedi / GI Joe Mexican standoff.

Just like his old man. Only taller. And smarter. And handsome. And, you know, he can play the piano.

Shepherd's pie and mac and cheese--this is probably gonna hurt.

Smart children know when to run!

The ones on the left are from my big sister. The ones on the right are what remains of what my mom sent. :)

This is how I roll. (Some of the kids opt out of sprinkles.) Don't you wish your dad was cool like me?

Ad from Pandora. Note the helpful "Find Your Ace" button—Great for me 'cause I've been told I wouldn't know my Ace from a hole in the ground.

So guess what my sweet wife brought to me, delivered to her by my awesome mom?

About to take these boys out for an inaugural 4-miler. Probably gonna do 6 miles in "regular" shoes after.

This is how Daddy applies frosting to toaster strudel. Reason #387 why the boys prefer me over Mommy.

An empty Inbox feels sooooo good. Thank you, David Allen. #InboxZero

Poor thing. Little does she know, I’m only going out with her to get to her mom. #despicable