New York senator Eric Adams. Back this.

Joseph Kony is Carl Weathers. #predator

Night time reading materials.

@stephenlooker you guys should hang out.

Most my friends get hit up by babes on the internet. These are the kind of people that add me...

Life gets weird...

This makes me laugh and bums me out at the same time. Just let him in! #BaseballTweet

So stoked for my new razor.

@brittneebarnes i love you.

@brandizzle @carlryan touché

No words for this.

The Rangers new logo. #6-0 #springcleaning #baseball

As much as I hate the whole Charlie Sheen trend I can't deny that this is rad.

When Mark is cheating on his final using FB, Fincher references another of his movies. #SocialNetwork @movieshinfo

While @brittneebarnes watches The Bachelor and American Idol I usually go do manly things.

At one point in my life I was a midget.

What do you guys think @nicolebuckley or @hellolacey had for lunch?

Weezy? This is the dude everyone is freaking out over?

Really lady? Out of all the plates you could possibly give me. #NotTipping