Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? #tobiastues

+1, Insightful.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

From a @TodayShow segment just now.

Photo taken yesterday at crappy gift shop along I-75 in FL. WHY?

There's A Girl in My Soup!

Subtle but still AD-related. Oh and it's been stuck in my head for a day now. #mrf #fml

Not to get all political, but...

He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. (It's this guy)

A "relative" masterpiece...

What does GOB call Buster? Difficulty: medium.

#tobiastues

Usual plans for Saturday night.

Sure, like the guy in the $600 banana suit is drinking a Miller High Life. COME ON! @careercheatcode

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

George + Kitty =

Touché, Pandora.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? #tobiastues

Man, that jury’s going to fall in love with you.