Blake Garris


Just some redneck schmuck.

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I present to you 2011's hottest Christmas gift, The T-Pain Microphone:

Ryan's Steakhouse is the modern day UN.

If I ever get a lot of money I'm blowing it on a train station town like this.


A giant vat of nacho cheese and a chinese lady's hand:

More zombies. Holy crap. This might be the real thing you guys.

Just had lunch on the Panthers training field.

I call this picture "Edward James Almost" #DragonCon

shaped cakes, dudeeeee!

This is a picture of the guy four rows in front of me recording the entire game on his phone.

My autographed copy of Son In Law.

Welp, just found out the existence of the greatest picture of me ever.

Spider-Man is protecting the one kiosk at the mall with nothing at it.

I was all like "holy shit, me too!" but then I was like "boo sad, it's the animal thing."

I just met Billie Jean King.

Shortbread Cookies is Spanish for Torticas De Moron

Going live on The Tennis Channel in three hours.

People dressed as hotdogs racing each other.

Hotdog on a pickle.

This is a picture of D.B. Sweeney trying to not look guilty stealing silverware @ The Olive Garden.