I FINALLY GOT IT IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!! JAKE AND AMIR MADNESS! I'm so wearing this today.

Can I just say, "My niece is way cuter than anyone's niece or nephew."

Let this mark the night that the rents find out how un innocent I am.

Kristi's First day at work in costume....she's so cute.

Some say it's tacky, but I think camo purses are totally BOMB!

In my show uniform that make me look fucking huge.

How I do breakfast in bed for dinner. I tend to forget that I need to eat to actually function.

16 years in this room...all in boxes.

This is me totally enthused about writing a paper.....not really.

RiP Mr. Samsung, you've done me well the past 3 years.

She took his life away without a blink. I am so upset and mad. If I ever see that retarded bitch again, I will strangle her myself. I never got to say goodbye.

dog bits are fun!!!

Monkey See, MOnkey Do. Lacy (pointer) saw a squirrel and Mia thought she did too but was looking in the wrong direction.

My sister hates how I did her hair. What do you guys think?

My sister and I having Breakfast for lunch....I think it's called brunch :)

It smelt so good even Ian, who is a vegetarian, wanted a nibble. :P

The only instance when I would eat dog food. Actual pork chops and white rice for Neiman, the dog.

I catch myself making this face every time I correct a paper. I'm surprised my lip hasn't bled.

My neighbor got some new rims. Why do people think this looks good?

Last one, promise. But HOLY EFF! I need to get back down to this size. I was so IN SHAPE!