Lover of tutus, big arms, and scotch. Groundlings Sunday Company alum. Wore an eye-patch as a child for medical, not fashion, reasons.
I feel like Jennifer Aniston in Marley & Me, only my baby is a rescue mutt & also, I'm not Jennifer Aniston. LOVE!
Best boyf in the world!! He got me a puppy for my bday. We rescued this baby from the pound & I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!
From a more wholesome time when it was "adorable" for a young girl to wear a crop top... #throwbackthursday #tbt
Husband criteria: Own a home that has a movie theater with an indoor pool in said movie theater. It's real, see!
From time to time I like to check in with this photo to keep things real. #ThrowbackThursday #Princess #CreepyDoll
This is @TonyCavalero after he made me workout. I prob have a 6-pack now so I'm gonna go eat cake and french fries
I have the domestic skills of a 1950's housewife on Klonopin. Happy Birthday @TonyCavalero !!!
Was SO excited 4 the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book but realized I was out of my league at the $100,000 chicken coop
Gonna honor 4th of July early by celebrating my freedom to stare at this all day... By staring at this all day.
Thanks 4 the RT @m_giacchino! My life's dream of touching a real Oscar was fulfilled this wknd at my friend Ari's:
My boyfriend @TonyCavalero gave me the birthday gift of shaving my dog... Here is Lucy LOVING IT!
When it comes to chowing down on some ribs... Like mama like dog daughter!
All I want for Xmas is a puppy in an adorable outfit (also, some diamonds & scotch & big arms to carry me places.)
@TonyCavalero Remind me again why we didn't steal these babies?
Home for the holidays with my big armed boo. Designer eating pants are on. Lucy is ready for Christmas. I'm happy.
Set pic from the 1st Bitch Humor shoot! I woke up with meat in my hair and a french fry in my undies the next AM...
The latest L.A. fashion craze? Live fur... @TonyCavalero looking haute hawt
Got put on the Bitch Diet by @JaimieAlexander (Oreos, chip variety, vodka mixed w/ whatev, & beer) I feel skinnier!
Anytime someone gives me shit for putting my dog in a tutu, I show them this picture & say it could be a LOT worse
I love me a good reason to put a dog in an outfit... HAPPY 4TH OF JULY BITCHES!
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