Drum Player, Button Pusher, Knob Turner, Record Masher, Dog Lover, Chomedy Teller, Extreme Friend, Mayor of Awesometown, and I register .32 Volts.
@benjitheblender did you just LBJ yourself? "#6 doesn't EVER travel or foul!!" #3rdperson
Happy valentines day!!! Ummmm!!!
Hahaha!!! If I was only a big hockey fan.
Had to pee after a morning flight attendant drop off. Does this look like cocaine??? Weird...
Had to pee after dropping off a flight attendant. Does this look like cocaine? http://twitpic.com/c2g23q
Had to pee after dropping off a flight attendant. Does this look like cocaine?
@clarembee go to bed!!! Mines all full of moose dreaming a kicking me.
@clarembee @CallieKhouri FYI. The monkey rat pee'd on my face.
Ran out of shampoo. Special thanks to @clarembee or @deedax for leaving this little gem.
Neighbor looking for his cat at 6am.
I mean!!! Love. In. An. Elevator. WOW!! Then Rag Doll!!!
Just had a gut busting convo with one of my best friends. Then his daughter sent this text to me. I needed that.
Thank god I found these. #fatboy #sweettooth
@LareeRocks311 I never got kissed yesterday!!!
@deedax I got your boyfriend!!!!! (Still nervous)
I got your boyfriend!!!
My BFF Adam got a dog and trying to come up with a name for him. Suggestions?
I'm mad as hell but no one cares
I'm mad as shit but no o d cares
Bout to tear this bed up!!!
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