I murder birds! Not a fan.
@mizzwacky @prpic_allan Oh totally. Check it out. He once fell asleep on spent gum and an open box of Crispers. #true
This pic of me would make a great tramp stamp. Ladies?
Ok this one makes me look like I have lipstick on. Screw it - I'm gorgeous.
Time to update some Instagram pics of me. Enough with the f---ing DM's. I'm doing it!
I'm pleased to announce the mouse living under the fridge the past 2 weeks finally came out to take a peek. #BadIdea
I spent most of the day asleep on a pudding cup. You?
I still am pretty you know!
Currently dreaming of the doves that will be released at the Royal Wedding. Never killed a dove. But would.
@JosieMist I told the neighbor cat that after this.
Another follower attempts to draw me. #JesusH
Here the one with the limp. I just realized he's only got the one leg. YES!!! #OpenSeasonOnBirdMurdering
Single? Feel free to use me as your "pretend" Valentine. Tell you're co-workers you and Clyde have a hot date.
Murder scene or lazy slob? You decide.
Another late night trying to get past another impossible level. #AngryBirds
Another late night trying to get past another impossible level.
Owner too lazy to wash a freakin' bowl so here I am forced to drink out of a red plastic beer cup.
Message to my new followers. Here's how I got my name. (viewer discretion is advised)
Me chilling where the Christmas tree use to be. #dontjudge
This is a picture of the day I gave up fish for birds. #no<•))))><
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