I do AIDS research, write short stories, make games, and make jokes that will scar you for life.
Please raise you hand if this makes you think of @velociraptors
That's right. This is what my facebook wall looks like at any given time.
I predict this will lead to a deeper understand on both sides.
A friend of mine just pointed out that the comments on my facebook got collapsed to show this...
Here is the kitty. Apparently, he's still a little scared.
Can you guess which of the two commenters knows me well and which does?
This is what you see when running happens.
This is what you see when a swarm of bees chases you. Well... unless you're running.
She is weak, FEED!
Sleeping Girlfriend + Ducks + Asshole Boyfriend With A Camera = Gold.
My girlfriend made me a hobo pouch picnic bag. So I donned my best floppy hat and had a picnic.
I have a new game! Find a picture of Mitt Romney laughing, crop out the mouth, and gaze into his soulless eyes.
I'm pretty sure that I now know how Gulliver felt among the Lilliputians
Now we will climb him!
Now for the girl!
The giant is DEAD! Feed my brothers, FEED!
I made AIDS pretty! In other news, I am getting fucking NOTHING accomplished today.
Woops, disregard last tweet, the REAL Duck Action Shot!
Duck action shit!
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