It's looking cheery here for the next couple of days.
@mezenscene only Bruce can save us now
I really wish that I'd photoshopped this. It would make me despair less about humanity.
Christmas lunch/drinks with awesome friends back in Sydney town. Five stars.
Find x when x = surface tension of jelly. x = WHO CARES TRIFLE OMNOMNOM.
@heidenkind Or this ;)
So I have this to look forward to. It's like living in a fridge. #paris
Oh good. I'm in a Hitchcock movie.
Do you think the museum would mind if I nicked off with an owl?
Burritos and ciders in the park with the internet
Cheer up cleaners, the mopping is not a drudgery!
CUTS THE ONION MACHINE! DELUXE MODEL!!
Gold-rimmed vacuum jug
@5sprocket OMG you HAVE to come over and watch this. It's AWFUL. you'll LOVE it!!
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