Surreal, Geocaching, cheese,crumpet & marmite fancier.Loves geekery, hashtags, nerdy things, knitting, photography & nature.Satirist, 2Screener & Plinth Heckler
@stephenfry @MrAEMiller like these?
(I notice men's are much more expensive than women's)
I know it's called a raincoat, but you don't have to take it literally
Look what I caught in the act this morning. Freshly killed as the pigeons circled overhead.
What a view
You're not really feeling the love any more, are you Bono?
The sky this morning was particularly spectacular.
I love the colours you get in the sky on icy, cold mornings
£12.99 and you don't even get a cardboard box with it. Most children would prefer to use their imagination.
Poor unloved giant Lindt balls
Mince pie popcorn...anyone? No...?
Christmas pudding crisps are a step too far
Now you can have christmas dinner every day. Not sure about the gravy though...
The Epiphany is not realising that you've only got 3 months to buy all of your Easter eggs. Ffs!
A big shiny ass and balls
Mmmm, piña colada. For those who like making love after midnight, I assume?
That iconic photograph of John, Paul, George and Hedgehog
Apparently, when asked 'What do you think London smells like?' The answer was 'Tea-bags & bergamot'.
@wightcartipper a #mugshot for you
Taking the Christmas spirit thing more than a step too far
I think I found the Mummy #cdc. It's the #CTC Ceiling Cock @wighthot
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