Brian Heater

@bheater

3/4 jokes, 1/3 inaccurate fractions.

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Hipster bucket list item #5: Interview Stan Lee while wearing an Elephant 6 t-shirt.

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Dear Robert Pollard: if you need help naming the next EP, I'd like to suggest "Parallel Parking the Nightmare Machine."

This explains the mysterious Faygo shortage that crippled Manhattan this week.

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