I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! -Parody-
#WorstValentinesGifts A Dick In The Box. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto
How to Treat your wife by Tiger Woods. #ThinnestSportsBooks
#MetsRejectedMascots "Scrotie The Nads" He use to be the Mascot for Rhode Island School Of Design.
The Most Important Question You Can Ask : Shall we shag now or shag later?
#YouKnowWhat If you think the duck face is sexy that's your business.
#YouKnowWhat I'm Happy
#lasttimeichecked Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
What it feels like to get my tax return back. #IsayThatAlot
#ThingsYouSeeOnFacebook went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
#ThingsYouSeeOnFacebook went from being "single" to "in a relationship.
#ThingsYouSeeOnFacebook Girls doing these duck faces
So my friend met Richard Simmons the other day.
#YouMightBeStupidIf You try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!
I'm sexy and I know it." No, bitch. You're slutty and you blow it. #myworstvalentine
Justin Is The Sexiest Male Alive -- They must be talking about Justin Timberlake #10sexiestmales
#YouShouldNeverTrust An Angry Drunk Midget Leprechaun that's hunting his gold
#UglyChicksAreNotAllowed Too use a camera like this
#GhettoSpellingBee Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.
#GhettoSpellingBee Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody
Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody
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