I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! -Parody-
Someone turned around in the driveway and left me a valentine I guess. Happy Valentines Day
Don't worry #IfYouAreSingle on Valentines Day.You can always pay a hooker or hire Deuce Bigalow the Male Gigolo.
Happy Valentines Day : Here is what i made myself for breakfast. Forever Alone.
#youaintmyvalentinebecause You a butterhead and a blockhead 2 Best believe when you suckin I ain't lookin at you
#youaintmyvalentinebecause Everythang look good butterhead. Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh-tah head
Happy Valentine's Day
I don't want no scrub.A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. No scrub No scrub no no #ThingsWomenWant
#TebowValentineGifts Some knee pads because being on your knees tebowing all day hurts.
#MetsMafiaNicknames Jason "Baby Face" Bay
Barack Obama #ThrowsPopcornATtheBackOfYoHeadHoe
You know #ThatAnnoyingFeeling When you see two hot girls doing the duck face
#IWantSomeOneWhoWill Catch this bitch that stole my fish.
Beyonce & Jay-Z shouldn't get on stage and present their baby to the world like Rafiki did in the Lion King.
Twitter is going full retard with all this #Grammys stuff tonight
#CelebritiesThatLookLikeTheyStank - Snooki Her breath smells like Frumunder Cheese. FrumUnder Dez Nutz
#CelebritiesThatLookLikeTheyStank Hagrid from Harry Potter
#CelebritiesThatLookLikeTheyStank Fat Bastard
#CelebritiesThatLookLikeTheyStank Flavor Flav He looks like that drunk stinky guy on the corner
So Proud Of Austin -- Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
#Thingsthatpissmeoffinthemorning Two Feet of Snow.
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