I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! -Parody-
#YouKnowYouBrokeWhen You buy half a weave and put the other half on layaway..
This guy with two balls on his face #MakesMeSMH
Girl on the right #UrNotCuteEnough to pull this duckface off.
#IUsedTo Think that She Needs A Front End Alignment.
#IUsedTo Make these Spitball guns and shoot random people in class. RT if you did also!
#FemalesOutHereShapedLike Toucan Sam
#FemalesOutHereShapedLike Humpty Dumpty
#WhyYoWeave Look like a hair net that a lunch lady would wear?
#thingsidratherdothangotoschooltomorrow Use these to add another color besides orange to Snooki's face.
#thingsidratherdothangotoschooltomorrow Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth.
I was going to holla at this chick #ButThenIGotHigh
I was gonna go to work, #ButThenIGotHigh I just got a new promotion, #ButThenIGotHigh
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. #IsTurnedOnBy
#InTheGreatWordsOfJCole Just like my daddy.
#WeWereCoolUntil That Bitch Stole My Fish...
#IfWeedWereLegal I would be Too Damn High
#IGoToASchool Called Highland High School and have been a student for over 20 years.
#CheckYouOut Michael Vick How does it feel now that the tables have turned..
#YouNeedToBreakUpIf She looks like this ButterFace
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