I am not Betty Crocker. #bollocks

This is my birth control.

Hey kids! Hasbro makes fertilizer, too. It's sold in the Transformers box and disguised as instructions.

^you Wish you were here.

You know him as a villain, powerful in the force, and famous father of twins. Now, like you've never seen @darthvader before:

I am a mama-marsupial!