Bert Swattermain


Municipal aquatic systems repair man & mild mannered alter ego. Insightful & inciteful. I only follow tweeple I find interesting, funny or demented.

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New shirt

Rose. One of many many.

My 7yo dressed as "stupid death" from Horrible Histories.

Fwd: I would recommend this Rioja. Currently half price at £6 in Sainsbury's.

Vixen and cub on shed roof:

My youngest dressed as a dinosaur

7yo is in a St Trinian's Mood.

New Bike Shed Motorcycle Club t-shirt

Balls by name…

Sleepy sister in law.

Eggtimus Prime

My 7yo's representation of The Lorax film.

Homemade chilli hot chocolate. Yum.

I love the Waitrose Christmas range packaging. Top class.

MacBook porn. I'm hoping they'll give birth to some iPod Minis.

Look at this little fella. Mrs S bought him for me. I love robots.

New slippers


Back from Christingle

Time for the Christmas mugs.