Matthew Hatton

@bernietb

Blogger, Twitter Addict, Opinionated Arsehat. My goal is to one day add Professional to the front of any of those.

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I actually LOL'd at the #Aprilfools joke in the Terrorgraph:

Information overload?

And thus begins the self-medication:

You mean these ones?

Hey kids, has an awesome melon:

Magazine also contains this awesome advice.

Dad just handed me a magazine with this douche-bag looking guy on the front. Wonder what that means.

Just need to register for one more tutorial, but they don't open until Friday.

The cake is not a lie. What it is, though, is delicious. /cc

Beer? I have beer!

. is pondering life's big questions today.

That's a milkshake if ever I saw one.

See what I mean? (cc )

I retract some of my previous tweet. This just arrived on my desk: