Novelist, ALMA award-winning short story writer, freelancer for The Guardian, assistant producer for Literary Death Match. Never knowingly overdressed.
@HenryGJeffreys Here you go! Adnams are selling it for a fiver and I have to say, it’s pretty damn good for the price
@eireannmor @TheLettersPage Boom, etc.
I am BOYCOTTING the ONLY book I have for this train journey after being HARANGUED by the author.
Boom! Happy Christmas.
Here's the flyer for next week's AWESUMNAL @litdeathmatch starring @serafinowicz @ahmpreston @VivGroskop & more!
Today, I am rocking it, old school. Check it out:
@OrangeHelpers Hello, I’m trying to find out cost of iPhone tethering extras but your website keeps reporting error
Finally. The definitive answer to those stupid Keep Calm posters:
Ooh, look, a letter from Norfolk Constabulary. That’s nice of them to write. I wonder what they want?
Typical bloody Monday morning
“Theatre for the poor” - Michael McIntyre
I guarantee this book is going to be MASSIVE this Christmas. ‘Just My Typo’ compiled by @drummondmoir. It’s *hilarious*
@jon_mcgregor @jpsmythe Also:
@jon_mcgregor @jpsmythe This one is particularly tasty too.
Thought that photo of the moon through the Olympic rings on Tower Bridge was amazing? Check THIS out:
How cool is this bookshelf? (via @WritersCentre, who you should also #FF)
Lowestoft is so Low Rent that it still has a Wimpy.
Well looky what we have here. Actually found HAWTHORN & CHILD *in a bookshop* (all H&C tweets must cc @john_self)
Tools of my trade (I love how the Air is thinner than my pencil)
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