Look! My name is RIGHT UNDERNEATH Paul Weller's on the Latitude poster..down, down, keep going, further, in size 4 font

Saw this inspired piece of London Mayor political graffiti on the tube yesterday:

So, you like cycling? Well, @guardian has a free guide to Britain's Best Bike Rides today & Sun that I wrote a lot of.

This is the book in question: DIVING BELLES by Lucy Wood which looks gorgeous & brilliant (thanks @circusbooks!)

I honestly can't believe Royal Mail would deliver a package to me like this. Completely unacceptable.

@ninadouglas Follow #tcr and @hullstephen

How do you like the new promo poster for 4 May's @litdeathmatch?! Made.Of.Awesome. Deets here too http://www.literarydeathmatch.com/upcoming-events/may-4-2012-land-of-kings.html

How desperate is this book sticker? And rude. #pathetic

Somehow, this pub doesn't appeal. Can't think why.

It's going to be an AMAZING show tonight too: check out the flyer:

@jcstrauss Fancy coming to LDM tomm night? Big celebration for Picador's 40th! http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@SophieCam @missecbennett Fancy coming to LDM tomm night? Big celebration for Picador's 40th! http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@kate_bequest LDM tomm night is going to be awesome: be great to have you if you're around! http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@katieantoniou We'd love to see you at LDM on Monday - big celebration for Picador's 40th! http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@scransom We'd love to see you at LDM on Monday! Big celebration for Picador's 40th! http://t.co/vWubgcfk

@WstoneIslington We'd love to see you at LDM on Monday - big celebration for Picador's 40th: http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@welovethisbook Come to LDM on Monday! Big celebration for Picador's 40th - be great to see you http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@HSKWaterstones We'd love to see you at LDM on Monday - big celebration for Picador's 40th: http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@missdaisyfrost Daisy! We'd love to see you at LDM on Mon - big celebration for Picador's 40th: http://ow.ly/9TE2f

@guardianreview Fancy popping next door for LDM on Monday? http://ow.ly/9TE2f Jon Ronson judging, no less!