Engagement editor at @MotherJones by day. Now That's What I Call Music! expert by night. I don't consider this therapy.
"The Day My Kid Went Punk"
This is my favorite page from the early draft of 'Pirates of the Caribbean" screenplay
I can hear a bunch of teens playing Beirut next door to my father’s house
@HemlockMartinis please notice the time stamps
What is this magical award, @tweetbot?
@journodave what is happening
@samknight1 You double commented on my Facebook so I deleted it and got this option. hahaahaha
@jetscott do you know about this app?
This is my favorite humblebrag ever
This post to my high school's alumni Facebook page is killing me for so many reasons (cc: @daweiner @AnnaDubenko)
@talktoskirt snapchat is for teens
@jwellfor i’m right with you. I do feel bad though. I’ve been trying (and failing to quit) as well
Apple, I love you but your bringing me down
My vision is not great but i am working from a hotel business center and thus have to keep my resolution tiny. Thus->
I’m at Frank Luntz’s house
This tweet is intended for, and can only fully be appreciated by, the constellation of Denny’s fanatics I know.
Is lacrosse even a sport?
Live from the smoking cage at Dodger Stadium!
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