#whyaustin

@baconator

Yuuuuuup, that's Texas. Flash flood warning y'all, be careful out there!

I feel like for this reason alone @facebook should add a thumbs down.

If you a social news reader on Facebook…

@UncleBillys photo proof

@sheeshoo

@Placeslost Here you go sir

@Placeslost Here you go sir

In case any of y'all were wondering… This is what an iPhone looks like after it falls 19 floors down an elevator shaft.

@amtrekker but this hurricane can erase the memories.

@JordanMGentry are other cute pups ok to send you?

I must try this beer! cc @the_nbh

Lil sad my new #Mariners gear didn't show up before tonight's game against the #Rangers. Go M's!

Lil sad my new #Mariners gear didn't show up before tonight's game against the #Rangers. Go M's!

I wear many hats at work. Today I recessed some Wiremold into a wall covered in cork board and it turned out great.

@yumeburger So the building manager has to say ok, but here is the spot. Should know by Mon/Tues.

@yumeburger So the building manager has to say ok, but here is the spot. Should know by Mon/Tues.

They also brought back my favorite #Mariners hat. #orderedit

My friend Cooper is at the office today! #goldendoodle