This is how I spent my Saturday night! Loving Paris!!!

Good work wallyworld!

In every campus bathroom the library hangs these leisure reading sheets. I was cool with it until Ice-T watched me poo.

I don't have time (or really any desire) to read this book but this line intrigues me... Can I watch a TEDtalk about it?

I wondered why my arms stayed bright red all week. They were waiting 6 days to blister up like some alien skin disease.

I seriously need to get this tattooed on my hand so I can keep track of and do the things I need to get done.

I got amazon streaming hooked up to my TV... Check out what I'm watching!!! #ItsABeautifulDayInTheNeighborhood

OMG this is the best restaurant EVER... They just keep bringing me meat!!!

First brew batch ever... Racking to the secondary fermentor... Can't wait until it's done!!!

Seriously Decatur cops??? Just look at that fucking picture!!!

Tore down our garden today. I picked roughly 500 tomatoes. 95% were green. Hopefully they ripen off the vine.

Me and @KatieEatsCake are helping my sister do her homework.

Once again reminded this is a web not design conference...

I went almost 2 years with out eating a pork chop or pork loin... I've had pork twice on this trip. Sooo good!!!

Omg... Blitzen trapper is the cussing cuss!!!! I'm loving this!!! - just found this old unsent tweet in my drafts

Yeah. In Decatur they sell Field & Stream ice cream cakes at DQ...

My AccuWeather app says it's 70 but feels like 7271. Glad I have AC in my office...

I wonder what I'm going to be doing tonight.... #LOST

Shortly after he handed down the 10 commandments he bestowed the sacred "2 Question Test" & god mobile blueprint!

@CeceGorilla Hanging out with CeCe in Fairview! She said she wants me to win! #findtheape