I automatically look like a soap opera star on Univision.

The border patrol said no cell phones allowed. Good thing we had iPhones!

#CrisisDiverted

Manliest NBA pic ever!

They're serious!

Thank you Lord for good weather today.

Note to self: 1yr olds hate car washes.

#KidFitting

Just hanging' out.

@dovejokes no no no no don't blame me. Daddy was workin tonight.

One of the greatest things to ever happen to me!
#mm

One of the greatest things to ever happen to me!
#mm

So far, 88 lbs.


#mm

So far, 88 lbs.


#mm

Tried on a size large t-shirt for the first time since my sophomore year in high school. May be tight but it's on

Granted kids are born with the ability to sin, but play video games? Or does that count as the same thing?

Yeah that's my bike.

Angelic @nathancochran

#snoozeBomb
#PlanesAreNotSafe

#SnoozeBomb

#ShesGonnaPunchMeInTheThroat

I talked a lot. Thanks New Jersey for hanging in there and BEING AWESOME!
You've earned "Capt Kirk in Awe"
#YouDidIt

"SnoozeBomb"- The act of posting a pic of someone out cold! Watch how much it irritates them. Why? No idea. But it does