I was told there would be no math.
Somebody got bangs...um...fixed by a professional after hacking them off herself.
Dear Humidity, Gigi and I hate ur guts. Love, us
Why am I the awesomest wife ever? Because I allow the purchase of this.
Why my pants won't fit for much longer.
@OHmommy & Neil on Indiana turnpike. Yay
Drunk guys in the lobby. Holla!
Looky what's in mah face rt now
Why Gigi hates me today.
Aww. Gigi luvs u aunt @anissamayhew!
I luv my new shoes Auntie @anissamayhew!
I heart u fedex guy.
She is up. Am no longer productive.
Obviously need a new guard dog.
Completely shattered. OMG.
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