I was told there would be no math.
How you survive ur HS reunion.
Looking for a reason to have kids? May I present...baby uggs.
Nutella. Breakfast of champions.
Does anyone have a camero I can do the splits on?
Print media gets me hot. I'm old fashioned like that.
Awwww...Jesus is welcoming me home.
Apparently there aren't enough sexual favors in the world to get him to stop there today.
Going over the bridge of death in Cinci. Which is the name I give to all bridges.
Oh yum. The little japanese lady says good thing lie ahead.
I am so super good at my job.
@alotofnothing threatening me with a KNIFE bc I tried to steal her cake.
What the inside of my belly will look like in 5 seconds.
TypeAMomCon excitement? Palpable.
Dear TN, ur making my ears hurt. You can suck it.
Why my brother isn't allowed to decorate my house
I got this mothering shit DOWN.
Rug cleaner shopping is boring. Not.
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