I'm the funniest person my kids know.
For a good time, call (650) 937-9442.
This school is basically in a haunted plantation.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!!
Hooray! I got $20! Thanks Twitter.
Wallaby! a.k.a. "Kangarat".
Emily says hi, Internet.
Happiness is going round and round and round and round and round.
Happy New Year East Coast!
The evening looks up. #nintendoendrunked
The Mega Man 2 password for where I'm stopping tonight. 20 years ago I'd have written it down.
HAM!!!! Let's yell about it. #WEAREYELLINGABOUTHAM
Say what you want about the Chipmunks movies, but Erin LOVES them. So, that's why.
I went in for a haircut and completely changed my hairstyle.
Can someone explain why new socks come in a resealable bag? I'm sure I'm not putting them back in.
This shampoo turns your hair into a lion jumping out of the side of a building.
This underwear was into being worn before it was cool.
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