Aziz Ansari

@azizansari

I'm on tour. Check http://t.co/yfYsPbi1SC for tickets. Bye.

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Need to get a photo of Randy on the Mummy: the Ride for our documentary. Guess I gotta go to Universal Studios and ride the movies!!!

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I really feel like I accomplished a lot today.

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Mr. are cooking up some interesting stuff for the "Randy" chunk of my special. Peep Randy's custom kicks.

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Here's a sneak preview of 's new profile pic.

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James making us sandwiches with some BROvolone cheese. #douchetweets (Tweet like an asshole today)

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My date and I at the red carpet. (Sorry link fixed)

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My date and I at the red carpet.

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Gregg Girl Talk ups the ante with toilet paper guns! onstage dancing up a storm to "Stanky Leg" mashup!

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Dutchess and the Duke at Sasquatch - listen to these guys! So good. Check out "Reservoir Park".

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Red Wine Boys - "I'd walk out to if I wasn't paid to be here." -

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You can't tell in this photo, but Karen O is totally doing the Randy dance during "Heads Will Roll"!

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Tim and Eric ripping it! "Time to go to school!"

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Noah from Animal Collective eating Starburst and pretending to press buttons at the Gorge. "My Girls"!

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So loves to roll in a truck that expresses how much he likes Jack Link's beef jerky.

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"Man I love college..."

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Dover sole with a warm leek salad and crispy potato. High hopes for this course.

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Oooh shit! MJ is in the motherfuckin building! Let's fucking go!

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Hahaha! Fuck you ! This looks so delicious!

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I've been trying to find an ATM that would let me take out $3000 in cash for years. Thank you Las Vegas.

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WHOA. Anyone wanna meet up with me and the worst human beings on earth??

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