I'm on tour. Check http://t.co/yfYsPbi1SC for tickets. Bye.
I definitely appreciate it, but no denying, there's something so sad about watching a concert webcast...
Where am I??? I have a cranial massage hat on my head! Ahhhh!
New Moon! What the fuck?! Those kids are wolves!! #TwilightAziz
Workin on a Randy slowjam with Sitek! Shit is mad smooth y'all.
Andy Samberg as Park Ranger Carl, coming soon to Parks and Rec!
DVR secret stash airing of my special at 1AM to see the Randy set. Here's a sneak preview.
In 2010, I'm only hanging out with @SkerritBwoy from Major Lazer.
Puppies on the moon! Shit's getting crazy y'all. #SpaceBuddiesLiveTweet
Space Buddies: The puppies are in zero gravity now motherfucker!!
Darwish just made a waffle & is watching the new USA show White Collar on Hulu.
The mini Randy special within my special is the only standup special where the comic spends 2 minutes making it rain.
Soundmixing the standup special, almost done!
In the episode of Parks we're filming, we all go to a restaurant called Jurassic Fork. Its DOPE!
This Halloween I used advanced CGI to be Aziz Ansari during the late stages of Benjamin Button Disease.
No little kid with a lot of money! I promise this Spiderman Les Paul will not hold its value!!!
Look out! @Alanmyang cameo on Top Chef Masters! Hope I make it in too...
I also ate churros with my friends Vin and Michelle.
I ran into my good friends Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster at Universal Studios!
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