One of the many reasons why I love my husband...

Me. Moments before I Hulk smashed my phone off the bathroom floor.

Because Twitter is an ass hat. This is what makes google totally awesome and creepy at the same time.

Our Annual tradition of champagne on the deck in March continues!

I may have little sake problem?

Now this Mime Waitress is trying to fuck with me.

That Woman just picked her nose and ate her booger.

I think I'll wear this out to dinner tonight.

Not the best place to be if you have a fear of heights. #blackhawks

He is always trying to steal things off of my head @dadonymous SEE?!

My new glasses. Unhappy Hipster?

Now this is some sexy coq!

Ending 2011 decadent!

Drunk on a Bad Ass Glitter High!

Fuck. Yeah!

Sometimes I like to hide in plain site @JettSuperior

I love my timeline!

What nice inviting looking place.

Almost ready for a West Hollywood Holiday Party. Not loving my top.

Bonkadonk! I know where I'll be later.