Unfiltered thoughts that my family wouldn't understand if I posted them on Facebook.
@couthmonger I felt like it had to happen.
Just another terrible day in Seattle.
I need to learn how to "partay"
.@Swingsetup being interviewed by @GolfChannel. #pgaexpo
Know what people in Vegas love at 8am...bagpipes
Safeway is upping their game with @SanTanBrewing tastings and anew craft beer section.
@conrey @jerrythepunkrat @Clintus did it. Took forever but i did it.
Dr who fans are legit. They know how to party. #PHXCC
Mussels...the vaginas of the sea.
Naturally I would recognize twitter names on bathroom walls. @vpbaker
@whatitladue as an aquacadet i approve.
This keg finishing party just got way nerdy.
Loving the little details in Chew. Here is a Perry the Platypus.
@andrewryno no idea. The view from here.
A slightly more handsome @pattonoswalt?
I like how apple maps illustrates the temperature by rendering the cars all melted.
I will give twenty straws to every person who retweets this.
Kids menu at 5th and Wine. This is why I hate Scottsdale.
Before you make fun of my liger, I would like you to think of how you would draw interracial. (a baby came after this)
When asked, "who is the best?" Siri gave me census data for the name best.
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