Cemetery in Atyrau, Kazakhstan - this one has picnic table inside. Family will visit & eat.

Austin Girl sitting on Lenin Statue in Atyrau, Kazakhstan

Her name is Zaru. She is 85 & a camel milker. Milks 120 camels twice a day. Forced into marriage at 12 or 14, she has never had day off work. Photo & artwork: SmallwoodPhoto.com

My Kazakhstan ring. Almaty designer is Syrik Rysbekov. Photo doesn't do justice. Anyone want one?!

My overflowing duffle bag for Atyrau trip! Not as exciting as my autographed Willie Nelson guitar. ;)

My Willie Nelson autographed guitar!! Thank u @willienelson & Rebecca. Hugs, you 2 rock!

Would have played better golf if THIS wasn't in my way!

This SPIDER crawled out from my purse! What kind is it, anyone know?

Last Pic! My hand-painted buckle by Shu Shu Belts. Artist will put pic of your dog on a buckle! www.shushubelts.com

Pic of my Cynthia Bloom necklace. Rare hand-cut Czech glass beads circa 1890-1920 w/vintage Swarovski Austrian crystals.

Tamara Jolaine & me (Austin Girl). I'm in the pink & Tamara is the hot redhead!!

My feet! There's more pics. Hold on!

My new chandelier from Home Depot!

Prime Rib! In Texas, they'll cut it as thick as ya want!

Photo of Fat Bastard before surgery today. He's all tongue-tied. ;)

OMG! Check out Austin Girl's palm trees!

Meet 'Bob.' He's an actor. Sexy. Smart. Shakespearean-trained. He's playing the husband in my film. Unless I kill him off in a rewrite.

This Double D western chair & pillow found at Cowgirls & Lace located in Drippings Springs, Texas makes Austin Girl want to yodel YEEHAW! Pillow modestly priced at $244.95. Chair will cost you (approx) 324 grande lattes at Starbucks - $1623.

Austin Girl is "Listening to Willie." Location: Austin. Camera: Sony Cyber-shot T7 purchased in Hong Kong.

This is Cheeto. I've taught him to say 'Boomer Sooner.' He's 30. You can visit him at the Nutty Brown Cafe in Austin.