Unlikely foodie. Fabulously shameful music fan. Secretly dreams of owning a small menagerie of farm animals.

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Cookie swap for jerks. Nicely done,

Found in the office: a catalog of motivational posters. Pictured here; Lombardi, Lincoln and kid staking by a lake.

here's a puppy picture for when you wake up. Potential hipster puppy caption opportunity.

Found last night thumbing through a bridal magazine at the grocery store: Rose McGowan, Marilyn Manson's ex-fianceƩ

I'm grateful for PBR, Lucero beer coozies, and Storage Wars. #RockfordThanksgiving

"Oh, you know, just up-rooting shrubs in the backyard. NBD". -

ask and you shall receive! did alright :)

Found in one of the shops in the $80 investment in fabulous and lavish cooking (cc: )

Bored at work, much? My broken keychain harnassed my mold-a-rama Apatosaurus this afternoon.

Meet my pet Roomba! He's an early bday gift from . Hard at work on the bedroom carpet. Go, go little Roomba!

Failed tweet from yesterday: Man, that earthquake really ripped up downtown Cleveland! #jk #lol #filming #avengersCLE

Drinking my lunch at : Barrel-Aged Blackout Stout. Taking a half-day rules.

Even though Vegas is a month out, my coworker Bob just gave me his lucky screw. Here's hoping I win big!

#1 Pig Rooter ! #ohiostatefair

Okay, that was awesome! Nerdiest joy ever..

"It's like a pillow fight.... with ladders!"

Pitchfork Fest brings out the handsome in

Dreams do come true. Finally an IV Denny's!

Thanks Sidney, I wasn't sitting there or anything. #puppysitting

Thanks for the coconut, #DavePryor and ! Shipped in care of

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