Unlikely foodie. Fabulously shameful music fan. Secretly dreams of owning a small menagerie of farm animals.
Cookie swap for jerks. Nicely done, @maudamanda @lukevino
Found in the office: a catalog of motivational posters. Pictured here; Lombardi, Lincoln and kid staking by a lake.
@cynthialeeluna here's a puppy picture for when you wake up. Potential hipster puppy caption opportunity.
Found last night thumbing through a bridal magazine at the grocery store: Rose McGowan, Marilyn Manson's ex-fianceé
I'm grateful for PBR, Lucero beer coozies, and Storage Wars. #RockfordThanksgiving
"Oh, you know, just up-rooting shrubs in the backyard. NBD". - @Mia_Puppy
@harmer ask and you shall receive! @scottheisel did alright :)
Found in one of the shops in the @Cosmopolitan_LV $80 investment in fabulous and lavish cooking (cc: @maudamanda)
Bored at work, much? My broken @LessThanJake keychain harnassed my mold-a-rama Apatosaurus this afternoon.
Meet my pet Roomba! He's an early bday gift from @scottheisel. Hard at work on the bedroom carpet. Go, go little Roomba!
Failed tweet from yesterday: Man, that earthquake really ripped up downtown Cleveland! #jk #lol #filming #avengersCLE
Drinking my lunch at @GLBC_Cleveland: Barrel-Aged Blackout Stout. Taking a half-day rules.
Even though Vegas is a month out, my coworker Bob just gave me his lucky screw. Here's hoping I win big!
#1 Pig Rooter @scottheisel! #ohiostatefair
Okay, that was awesome! Nerdiest joy ever..
"It's like a pillow fight.... with ladders!" @annamarieee
Pitchfork Fest brings out the handsome in @scottheisel
Dreams do come true. Finally an IV Denny's!
Thanks Sidney, I wasn't sitting there or anything. @LLMiller #puppysitting
Thanks for the coconut, #DavePryor and @lindzimae! Shipped in care of @Mia_Puppy
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