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The Assorted Rogues

@assortedrogues

We're a Sketch Comedy Troupe in NYC,New York. Check out our videos & performances @ www.youtube.com/user/assortedrogues Also don't feed us after midnight.

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how could you eat this little guy?!?!?

KUDOS to the Post & Courier for THIS publicly educated gem. cc:

More importantly, does anyone care?

At least the people at Sbux got my name right.

Um.....da fuq?

Also: black people need to stop it. I'M TRYIN' TO GET AHEAD & YOU'RE RUINING IT!!

I'm sorry...I had to post this.

Best. Beach. Towel. Ever.

They made a sequel?!?!?

Welp, I found 's wedding present.

I laughed.

These jelly fish doe

wait, Kwadjo Campbell is still a thing?

This and ONLY THIS is all I will ever need. I can go die now.

Value Style frozen McRibs anyone?!? (cc: )

The $1 pregnancy test. The sure fire way to be pretty sure you might not be pregnant!

you're starting to know me too well....