Wrapping paper for the coulrophobics. Watch the panic with which they open thier gift! #MagicHour
Uh. Merry Christmas?
Behaved contrary to the highway traffic act today. Got adorably pulled over at Ontario Place. I AM A SPEED DEMON.
Dog walking in White Oaks Park. @davidmissio @glennmacaulay @jaune @Just_Maintain @amvdk
Introducing Fivver to Jake. (Creepily watching videos of Jake)
Woke up to the discovery that aids cat thinks the bathtub is the litterbox.
Gin and Geuse. Betelguese.
@kenjennings Jfyi, #spockisnotimpressed with your face-off with Watson.
Demented mani pedis.
At Barque for a birthday burger with my kitty daddy.
The backstory of my foot tat is usually charmingly eccentric. Told in the psych ward, it makes me sound genuinely nuts.
I dub thee: SALT SALAD
Mississauga is famous! Not everyday an Ontario Driver's Licence is featured on LAW AND ORDER.
God don't plant your children next to me and leave! I can't be trusted! Am I supposed to grab them if they run away!?
A Tale of Two Kitties
Google Tells You What You Love. Quietly launched, Google has a new site called #wdyl.com that's coololz.
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