This reminds me of when everything was made of wood. I was taking mescaline with Aldous Huxley at the time.
Boss of @ali1m
Bought this in Lush - smells fab but the name seems designed for an Internet meme lamenting white people being clueless
So very happy :)
Apparently Jesus loves the Commonwealth Games.
Look at this little innocent cat face. You wouldn't believe he'd be bad enough to do a poo in the bath, would you? Because he did.
Going to a wedding in Ullapool on Saturday. Check out the weather
Really not long until I move back home
Stookie being all cute, especially for @adipsal
THREE WEEKS UNTIL I MOVE HOME
New book (bit of a change from The Running Man)
@ali1m Yes you are
I have sunburnt a stripe on my left shoulder where my bag strap rubbed my suncream off
WE ARE ON A TRAIN TO HOLIDAYS
@adipsal Ivor & Myrtle
Have to love Private Eye
Wondered if you'd seen this yet, @ArchedEyebrowBR ?
@adipsal Thought you might appreciate this x
But guess who came home and ate all his dinner?
Facebook status relationship car crash, ouch.
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