Alissa

@aristeia

Excessive tweeting peppered with foul language. Sports-obsessed: Azzurri, Roma, LFC, Sabres, Amerks, NYG. Small-ball enthusiast. Philomath. Crass and crazy.

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Check out this muff.

Hey, guess what...

Creationism: truly only for the complete moron among you. (via 's FB)

Okay, I didn't come in for grapes, but how can I walk by these and not buy them?

But, there was this guy: .

Elyse's Tardis cake and Dalek cupcakes:

Elyse's Tardis cake and Dalek cupcakes:

Look at this little princess my dear friend gave birth to yesterday: . Welcome to the world, Seniyah. <3

But, will this be in the film?

Aside from wanting to bathe this man w/ my tongue, I also really like those Nikes in his hand:

POCHO TONGUE LORD END MY MISERY

Oh, you enjoy Boca? Here:

Pressure test on 'Masterchef' is making perfect tortellini? Psssh, I got this: .

Went to my phone's gallery and this pic was there. One which I'd never seen before and certainly didn't d/l. :s

Il mio cugino just posted this on fb and I'm cracking up: #pirlo #azzurri

Also, hee:

Ahahaha. This is appropriate for so many people.

Do it, Miami.

Seeing Philou and Z as opponents again makes me think of pleasant (and masturbatory) memories: .