April Macie


I'm a comedian. I also like taking pictures in my underwear to fill the hole in my ego where parental love should be.

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BAY CITY MICHIGAN- I will be @ The State Theater tonight at 7pm w/ 20 tickets left. Hurry before it sells out.

GRAND RAPIDS - and I are at The Wealthy Theater tonight at 8pm, hurry up and get your asses down here!!

looks less than pleased w/ the photo session and the string on his head.

Turn this guy upside down, he resembles a lower case b.

Today at Stingray City, Grand Cayman - by the look on my face, you'd think I got a stingray barb in my chest.

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This is what happens when you deny Americans constant access to a soft serve ice cream machine.

I can't say w/ 100% certainty, but I'm pretty sure this guy is probably an asshole.

I like to put on this outfit and shout, "Who's ready for limited personal freedom?"

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I keep weed in this bowl I purchased in Iraq. It makes me feel like I'm winning the war on terror.

Sometimes I Helen Keller my cootch to this picture of Johnny Depp holding a King Charles Spaniel.

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View from my balcony at sunset is pleasant (sans the construction partially obstructing the sea).

#FF Check out my monthly military tribute/travel journal "For The Boys - Free To Jerk Off In The USA"

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Merry Christmas!!

Instead of doing things around the house, my fella makes fridge poetry. "I pound it for an eternity. Men never lie."

Vacation photo in Barbados pre banana daiquiri weight gain.

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A monkey on your back means u struggle with addiction. A monkey on your head means u r about to have a great day.

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Nothing says you are well traveled quite like taking a sassy photo in front of a communist country.

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My favorite painting. Sums up every shitty relationship ever had.

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Shit! And just when I was learnin' how to shoot. Always late to the party.

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