Crab-shaped. Acclaimed sociopath. Eremitic misogynist. Emotionally crippled narcissist. Previous owner of a banjo string. Royal Navy Veteran
Tastiest thing in the world??
My eldests first appearance in the paper...couldve looked more excited
Times like this i love being a dad #afternoonnaps
Hand callouses...#operationmassive. #tinyfingersbigpalms
Movember...10 days in due to late start
Wish i had put more than £2 on?? Yes sir i do
How r real men meant to buy clothes?? This is a LARGE... #operationmassive
What a signing #FM2012
My eldest looking like Olivia Newton-John in the 'Let's Get Physical' video
Found this photo from three weeks ago. Sick. Three weeks ago!!
My gorgeous youngest having an afternoon nap
Anyone know who this interestingly named player is on Words with Friends??
Why is this relevant when applying for a job?
My girls at a kids party...looking lost / bored
The doc also gave me all these... @nickyfran75 want some??
Anyone trying to quit smoking? Got all this stuff going spare if anyone wants it...
My handsome friend @ady_peel . The long lost brother of @gwass83
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