I write movies and TV shows, but I have good qualities too.
In case you didn't believe I had a teenager living in my guest room
Perhaps you were wondering if my desktop looks like an 8-year-old designed it....
One of us is a self-trained hula hoop genius who makes their own costumes. Guess which one.
How to ensure you have a fucking amazing day every day (for about ten years)
This asshole has been sleeping in my couch rent free for months
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