I write movies and TV shows, but I have good qualities too.
I rescued this dog two hours ago and no one has nominated me for a Nobel Prize yet. (LA peeps- if you're looking to adopt, DM me)
Aaaaand there are two chandeliers on the waiting room.
Same orthopedist, different office. He has his own picture on his own product called "medical food"
Disappointingly conventional bathroom art :(
Last, and most, of today's waiting room art. It's dramatic, bold, and both pre- and post- racial.
Now I'm in the exam room: JACKPOT.
Back at my gynecologist's office- some more incredible waiting room art. I call it "Whale Tree."
OMG! I thought waiting room art was good but exam room art is better!
I have an incredible talent for choosing doctors with incredible waiting room art. I call this one "Ass Lily"
More gynecological waiting room art.
Can already tell my new gynecologist and I are going to be besties from the waiting room art.
Bob Bradley splits with US Men's Soccer Team. But who will get little Caillou Bradley on weekends?
Target is either oblivious, or courting a very specific Disney princess she-male fetish demo.
Made our connecting flight! (cc @gregs7110)
This is for you, @reginaYhicks
Pippa appears! Pre-famous-ass! Oh the jolly Middletons! They're so regular!
Oh man, they just introduced the tiara-digging villainess. And guess what? She's bloooooonde.
Finally watching Lifetime's "William and Kate" movie. Here's wide eyed Will's first day at University after a warm chat with his pops.
Fun game: find the dead rat in this picture taken near my house!
Update: have divorced husband, found guy who takes better care of me when I'm sick. Pic attached.
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