Copywriter / Glam rock enthusiast
I have THE MOST INTENSE craving for Ron of Japan egg sauce right now. Hnnng. Yes, it looks like that.
Happy Birthday to the only man in the world so ugly, he looks BETTER in drag.
'Sup pink frosting.
I think this little guy knew that, one day, he would grow up to be a truly GQMF. Happy Birthday, @crowlcrowlcrowl
The dog looks like Sir Didymus from "Labyrinth," non?
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena premieres tonight. (!!!!!!) I was born ready for this.
Potentially a tense game. (.@crowlcrowlcrowl)
@jess_lw They turned out well. I added vanilla, too, because I am a rebel. http://bit.ly/4m3vuG
Cannolis in the kitchen: instant upper. And not just because they're sugary enough to kill a small horse.
The office dogs are circling like sharks. Cute, furry sharks.
Tumblr's still down, so here's a picture I made of Labyrinth-David Bowie riding a unicorn.
I am eating an enormous banana.
Just made the perfect cup of Earl Grey.
I baked a blessing of unicorn cookies but forgot to take pictures. Please accept this half eaten one.
Shake Shack virgin.
Heading downtown for #FNO. This calls for bedazzled skirt.
Lunch. 'Tis a hard life, etc.
No smoothies, .@MikeBoydJR, just delicious, delicious assorted dumplings and pork buns.
Starburst got 4 million Facebook fans today!
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